I agree that I am totally freaked out with Moscow Metro. It is just like being married...You can't do with or without it. It is an elegantly designed, efficient and a cheap way to travel around but it is also dirty, smelling and overcrowded.
The scenes that I am used to seeing every morning is a herd of people crammed in a train and not all of them are so polite; but hey! I am not in Switzerland or Norway...it is Russia. I think I am sometimes wrong about critisizing them; they also want to get out of the stinking trains as much as I do...
This may got the interest of the Metro Advertising Agency (if any) and they made some posters with gorgeous models dressed as Metro workers.
...and here is an ordinary moscow metro worker: