Luxury Taxis in Moscow

My comrade-in-crime Chris 2Zero has been busy these days testing the limits of decadence in Moscow. His latest find was a Porsche Cayenne taxi with which he and Donald weren't so impressed. Now he was called up for a test ride with a Maybach taxi. Check out his blog. (By the way, a new Maybach costs around $ 450,000...really)

Care for a ride?

Luxury in Labelfucker style

A great German car...but why in this colour?

Chris tells that an hour ride in this taxi (which would take you a couple of meters in downtown traffic during rush hour) costs 9000 Roubles (~$ 367) and added a quick list of what you can afford in Moscow with that sum:

• 1 round trip ticket from Moscow to Berlin (or Germany)
• A round of golf at Le Meridiеn Moscow Country Club
• A dinner for two at Cafe Pushkin (The most expensive café in Moscow)
• A whore at Nightflight ( A Swedish-owned nightclub infamous with expensive prostitution inside)
• 3 cheap whores found on the Internet
• 5 dead cheap whores found around MKAD (Freeway around Moscow)
• 18 Vodka Red Bulls at MOCT (A pathos night club)
• 36 Vodka Red Bulls at Solyanka (Our favourite party location)
• 9-10 cocktails at the O2 Lounge / Ritz Carlton
• 45 average trips through the city on a fucked up gypsy Lada cab.
• 30 average trips in a normal cab
• 473 rides on the metro (or more, if you buy bulk)
• a 1 week 4 star vacation in Turkey