16 October 2006

Field Post

Urgent message from the Central HQ of Turkish Invasion Army

Today, the weather in Moscow has dropped below zero centigrade. The invasion garrison units must be supplied with adequate winter gear (preferably cheap ukrainian vodka). Troops must suspend outside activity in Red Square-Tverskaya region and focus on indoors. Our scouts have infiltrated nearly every night club and cafe; but we need an urgent action plan for russian face control resistance. Every feedback from the field will be appreciated.

Last year, we have lost a lot of men in Night Club exits in Siberia. Please don't wait for a cheaper taxi- get the first one!

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