28 December 2007

Moscow Never Sleeps







Maybe one of the most popular club anthems in Moscow for several weeks was "Moscow Never Sleeps" by DJ Smash (who also made miraculous remixes to soviet pop songs like я вспоминаю (I remember) by Yuriy Nikolaev, which has a signature intro with "Vladivostok-Mosvka..")


The video tells a lot about the Moscowite life: Flatmaids with fishnet stockings go crazy, Blonde carwashers abused by plump oligarchs and Monument guards with male stripper groomings joining them and passing a Third Reich face control to get in the club (which is Club Opera actually). I have totally no idea about the human-cat hybrid...it is even beyond any sickest fantasy.


As 2007 draws to a close, the clubs are already full of people who got their prepaidf complimentary salaries and this also explains why each and every one of the shops in Moscow are already with empty shelves (not like the result of the disastrous soviet economic policies in 80s but because of an economic boom beyond anything the world has ever seen).


By the way, I wish all my loyal readers (even the jerks from St.Petersburg and Krasnoyarsk who abuse my inbox and contribute to my coverage of Russian slang) a good, properous and healthy new year.


Hope to meet you again in 2008...


Dinc, the prime invader

3 comments:

Hans A.H.C. de Wit said...

Happy new year Dinc!
When are taking control over Russia..))

Anonymous said...

darling, cat-hybrid....

here's a clue...its a famous musical...


straight people...ola la....what do they know?

Anonymous said...

I know this was a long time ago, but if you want to understand more about the human-cat hybrid and it's relevance to Moscow, read the Master and Margherita by Mikhail Buglakov